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Beloved Leader: April 2007

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Grab Them By the Balls

And Their Hearts and Minds Will Follow

I think my Daddy said that. His Birthday is next week.

That is Not a Pony, Darling Child

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Santoki

Now that the Speaker Pelosi has taken over as Foreign Minister, does Candy Rice have time to visit me? Must I kidnap some Americans to get any attention around here?

Like my new snowsuit? It just shouts Sexual Prowess! And gets UHF.

They Call ME Evil?