Time for a Purge

If Western propaganda reports any firing squads active here in the DPRK, it is me having my internet cadre stood up against a wall and shot. The curs have been taking liberties with my blog account Email. They may have been well-meaning advancing the cause of world socialism, but their actions have clogged my inbox with whiny requests for money. They should be sending ME money! And cognac! And a nice pentium laptop...no Vista, please!