I Got a Gulag for You, Michelle

The incredible edible Michelle Malkin has read the American warmongers' (no, not THAT one) report on KORAN abuse (not Korean abuse--that is what drew my attention) at the Guantanamo Resort for Islamic Insurgents. Michelle does a great job de-Gulag-izing GITMO for the Western world. This is a weight off my mind. The conservative press and bloggers have performed wonders to deflate the Glorification of Mister Bush as Hitler and poo-pooed the notion that American jailkeepers are anywhere near the world-quality Dungeonmasters that kept Mister Stalin's gulags running with cruel efficiency. I worked so hard to keep my nodongjagus up to Uncle Josef's standards and I am not going to let some big-nosed Yankees steal my limelight in the thunder!

Heck, I would like to see Cuba myself.